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Phish Report: "You seem nice l"

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Date Sent: Sun, Aug 10, 2025, 11:58 AM

From: Sugarplim Cutydot <pametajaru964[@]gmail[.]com>

Subject: You seem nice l

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Hello! I’d go with a polished opener, but let’s be honest — if embarrassing openers were an award category, I’d already be on the podium.

I’m a Ukrainian woman — born somewhere between “emotional depth” and espresso obsession. Residing overseas, but the witty edge traveled with me. Home isn’t just a place—it’s also frozen comfort food.

I balance my moments with Spotify rabbit holes, sketching life in scribbles (it’s mostly doodles), and repeating to myself that buying another plant is self-care.

I came upon your profile while ignoring actual tasks and re-running a series I know by heart. And you? You seemed like someone into real talk that shift from fun to philosophical fast.

So if you’re into subtle sarcasm, open thinkers, (spontaneous) deep conversations (did you know those cephalopods have three hearts?) and humans who treat mugs like mentors, — we might just get along.

If nothing else? You get a fun little note. And best of all? Could this turn into a memorable story?